August 2012
bethboxin:
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what...
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souschen:
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
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“The orange rose has mainly come to be regarded as the symbol for desire,...”
– THE MEANING OF ORANGE ROSES AND IM SCREAMINHG BECAUSE THIS CAN’T BE A COINCIDENCE (via frozencowjews)
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What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
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Howl Shoulders (For Your Reference)
reconyessance:
A compilation of quotes from the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer.
Artemis Fowl
Holly took [Artemis] by the shoulders. (255)
Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident
Artemis grabbed [Holly’s] shoulders. (154)
Holly clapped Artemis on the shoulder. (226)
Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code
‘Holly,’ said Artemis, grasping her by the shoulders. (69) / Holly shrugged off the...
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wholove:
onewillpass:
hey
have you guys ever realized
the brain named itself
too late for this shit omg
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sumboner:
You don’t really know who your classmates are until you are put on an island with them and forced to kill each other.
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carlindavies:
do you ever want to reblog something pretty and then you stop and you’re like wait i’m not in this fandom
princetavros:
when my dad was in middle school there were a bunch of boxes of those tube-shaped flourescent lights in the janitors closet and he took them up the the roof and started hurling them off it onto the ground like spears and the teachers asked him why he did it and he said “i’m zeus”
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frozencowjews:
when i was 12 i wrote myself a time capsule letter thing and i found it today but i wasnt supposed to open it until i turned 20 but my curiosity got the best of me. one of the lines was “how did you like the artemis fowl movie? was it as good as you expected it to be?” and i shed a single bitter tear
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