I couldn’t decide where I wanted Coulson to be sorted, so.
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.
Anonymous asked: Could you please draw a hogwarts Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy! Pretty please.
The first Disneyland admission ticket ever sold.
It was purchased by Roy O. Disney, Walt Disney’s older brother, for $1 in 1955.
(Source: Los Angeles Times)
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
THE MEANING OF ORANGE ROSES AND IM SCREAMINHG BECAUSE THIS CAN’T BE A COINCIDENCE (via frozencowjews)
Your tail is showing again.
So long as gazzymouse promises not to die, you can have this <33 u v u
Here is a rediscovered photograph of the twins Mother hid in my suitcase once when I embarked on an extended business venture.
I am not exactly sure what they are searching for in this image, but it is an accurate portrayal of their symbiotic relationship.
-Artemis Fowl II